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Posted in Uncategorized on august 3, 2009 by maniackmnk

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Bancul Zilei

Posted in Bancuri cu etichete , , on iunie 15, 2009 by maniackmnk

Un tip mergea la volanul unei masini si face pana chiar in fata unui spital de nebuni. Se apuca omul sa schimbe roata, dar dupa ce scoate roata cu probleme si o pune pe cea de rezerva, da cu piciorul peste toate cele 4 suruburi, care ii cad intr-un canal.
Un nebun agatat de gardul spitalului chicotea uitandu-se la omul care incerca cu disperare sa scoata suruburile din canal si nu reusea. Dupa 15 minute, nebunul il intreaba:
- Hombre, poti ajunge cu masina pana la primul service cu rotile prinse in cate 3 suruburi fiecare?
- Da, cum sa nu, ar fi suficiente.
- Pai atunci de ce nu scoti cate unul de la fiecare dintre celelalte 3 roti si pune-le la roata asta.
- Bai, da’ destept esti! Cum de te tin astia inchis in
spitalul de nebuni?
- Pai, ba, eu sunt nebun, nu tampit!

Cum sa ceri o crestere salariala..?

Posted in Bancuri, Noutati, Viata bate filmul cu etichete , , , on iunie 15, 2009 by maniackmnk

Cerere angajat

Draga S€fule,

Fi€care dintre angajatii companii noastr, suntm frm dvotati atat dumnavoastra cat si intrprindrii.

Vrm profitabilitat, rntabilitat, dar suntm si noi oamni si avm nvoi.
Bazandu-n p intlgra dumnavoastra, astptam ngocira contitiilor d munca.
Cl bun !

Raspuns Sef

Dragi colegi,
Actuala NUanta economico-sociala NU vi se poate imputa doar voua.
Noi NUmai alaturi de voi putem aNUnta profituri si aNUitati catre managementul superior.
ANUntul ca solicitati contiNUU majorari salariale, NU ne suprinde.
Va astept NU NUmai maine ci oricand, la biroul meu spre a corecta NUantele sesizate.
Tineti minte !
ANUntul inseamna NUmai apropiere fata de nevoile voastre si NUaltceva !
Cele bune,
Seful vostru,
IoNUt

Studenta porno

Posted in Pitzipoance cu etichete , , on iunie 6, 2009 by maniackmnk


“asa mi-am luat toate examenele;)”

Sunt curios ce faci la licenta, de master nici nu mai vorbesc ! :) )

Ps. : ai nota 10 pentru sinceritate .

Fata zilei

Posted in Fata zilei, Pitzipoance cu etichete , on iunie 3, 2009 by maniackmnk

Bancul Zilei

Posted in Bancuri cu etichete , , on iunie 2, 2009 by maniackmnk

Cică era un bar de vampiri. Vine într-o seară un vampir urît rău de tot cu nişte colţi imenşi şi-i cere barmanului un pahar cu sînge de fată de 17 ani. Este servit, bea, plăteşte şi pleacă. Vine un altul şi mai urît:
- Vreau şi eu un pahar de sînge de fată de 16 ani!
Este servit, bea, plăteşte şi pleacă. Vine altul mult mai hidos decît ceilalţi şi spune:
- Vreau şi eu un pahar de apă fiartă!
Barmanul, consternat, îi spune:
- Ne pare rău, domnule, dar acesta este un bar de vampiri, nu se serveşte decît sînge!
- Băi flăcău, dacă vrei să nu iasă cu scandal, adu-mi imediat un pahar cu apă fiartă. Barmanul, puţin speriat, se duce şi-i aduce ăstuia un pahar de apă fiartă, dar – curios din fire – îl întreabă:
- Domnule, nu vă supăraţi, dar ce aveţi de gînd să faceţi cu apa asta?
- Vreau să-mi fac un ceai, ai ceva împotrivă? şi scoate din buzunar un tampon proaspăt folosit.

Fata Zilei

Posted in Fata zilei, Pitzipoance cu etichete , on iunie 2, 2009 by maniackmnk

Locul femeii in societatea moderna

Posted in Pitzipoance cu etichete , , , on iunie 1, 2009 by maniackmnk

Dupa ani buni de cercetare, savantii romani au descoperit care este locul femeii.
Sedere placuta fetelor.

Windows 7 Release Candidate

Posted in Noutati cu etichete , , , , on iunie 1, 2009 by maniackmnk

Download instructions

Welcome to Windows 7 Release Candidate (RC) testing. We’re on our way to Windows 7, and the RC is a great opportunity for IT professionals like you to take Windows 7 and begin testing it in your real environment. You get to see what’s coming, and we get to see if our changes and fixes from the Beta testing are working correctly. We want to encourage you to install and actively test the RC code. This will help us ensure Windows 7 is the best possible release, and help you get ready for Windows 7 deployment.

Here’s what you need to know:

This is pre-release software, so please read the following to get an idea of the risks and key things you need to know before you try the RC.

* You don’t need to rush to get Windows 7 RC. The RC release will be available at least through June 2009 and we’re not limiting the number of product keys, so you have plenty of time.
* Watch the calendar. The RC will expire on June 1, 2010. Starting on March 1, 2010, your PC will begin shutting down every two hours. Windows will notify you two weeks before the bi-hourly shutdowns start. To avoid interruption, you’ll need to install a non-expired version of Windows before March 1, 2010. You’ll also need to install the programs and data that you want to use. (Learn more about installing Windows).
* Protect your PC and data. Be sure to back up your data and please don’t test Windows 7 RC on your primary home or business PC.
* Technical details/updates: Before installing the RC please read the Release Notes, and Things to Know for important information about the release.
* Keep up with the news. You can keep up with general technical information and news by following the Springboard Series blog or Windows team blog. Want technical guidance, tips, and tools? Visit the Springboard Series on TechNet.
* Keep your PC updated: Be sure turn on automatic updates in Windows Update in case we publish updates for the RC.
* Microsoft Partners: Learn more about Windows 7 on the Microsoft Partner Portal.

Here’s what you need to have:

* Internet access (to download Windows 7 RC and get updates)
* A PC with these minimum recommended specifications:
– 1 GHz 32-bit or 64-bit processor or higher
– 1 GB of system memory or more
– 16 GB of available disk space
– Support for DirectX 9 graphics with 128 MB memory (to enable the Aero theme)
– DVD-R/W Drive
Please note these specifications could change. And, some product features of Windows 7, such as the ability to watch and record live TV or navigation through the use of “touch,” may require advanced or additional hardware.

Get the download

The 32- and 64-bit versions of Windows 7 RC are available in five languages: English, German, Japanese, French, and Spanish. (Note: The RC version will not be available in Hindi or Arabic.) Just choose the version that fits the system you’ll be using and pick your language to register for and download the RC.

Downloading the Windows 7 RC could take a few hours. The exact time will depend on your provider, bandwidth, and traffic. The good news is that once you start the download, you won’t have to answer any more questions – you can walk away while it finishes. If your download gets interrupted, it will restart where it left off. See this FAQ for details.

Pentru a putea downloada trebuie sa va faceti un cont AICI =>

http://accountservices.passport.net/reg.srf?wa=wsignin1.0&rpsnv=10&ct=1243862273&rver=5.0.3265.0&wp=MCMBI&wreply=https%3A%2F%2Fprofile.microsoft.com%2FRegSysProfileCenter%2Fwizard.aspx%3Fwizid%3D58139c47-23eb-451d-9b2a-9deac0d5c275%26lcid%3D1033%26ci%3D106841%2C393&cb=Lcid%3D1033%26WizID%3D58139c47-23eb-451d-9b2a-9deac0d5c275%26Brand%3DTechNet_Regsys&cru=https%3A%2F%2Fprofile.microsoft.com%2FRegSysProfileCenter%2Fwizard.aspx%3Fwizid%3D58139c47-23eb-451d-9b2a-9deac0d5c275%26lcid%3D1033%26ci%3D106841%2C393&id=42814&cbid=50861&sl=1&lc=1033

Copiati Link’ul acesta si dati “Paste” in adress bar’ul Explorerului Vostru !

EnJoY ! !

Si Bill Gates mai greseste

Posted in Viata bate filmul cu etichete , on mai 31, 2009 by maniackmnk

Astazi am aflat ca Windows’ul este ascuns in “Recycle Bin” si nu este In C: